Friday, February 2, 2007

My Top Ten Favorite Euphemisms for Masturbation

10 - Spanking it.

9 - Five and Diming it.

8 - Rubbing one out.

7 - Whipping up a batch.

6 - Punching the Clown.

5 - Going a few rounds with Johnny One-Eye, the Bald-Headed champion.

4 - Pulling it.

3 - Firing off a few rounds.

2 - Buttonmashing.

1 - Having a frank discussion of ideals with Arch-Bishop Desmond Tutu.

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